History’s 10 Most Appropriate Uses of the F-Word

10^th “Scattered f***ing showers, my ass!” – Noah, 4314 BC

9^th “How the f*** did you work that out?” – Pythagoras, 126 BC

8^th “You want WHAT on the f***ing ceiling?” – Michelangelo, 1566

7^th “Where did all those f***ing Indians come from?” – Custer, 1877

6th    “It does so f***ing look like her!” – Picasso, 1926

5^th “Where the f*** are we?” – Amelia Earhart, 1937

4^th “Any f***ing idiot could understand that.” – Einstein, 1938

3^rd “What the f*** was that?” – Mayor Of Hiroshima , 1945

2nd   “I need this parade like I need a f***ing hole in the head!” – JFK, 1963

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The number 1 most appropriate time for using the “F” word

“Aw c’mon. Who the f*** is going to find out?” – Tiger Woods, 2009

***I removed the bad letters