Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having breakfast at the White House.
The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like, and he replies,
“I’d like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit.”
“And what can I get for you, Mr. President?”
George W. replies, with his trademark wink and slight grin, “How about a quickie this morning?”
“Why, Mr. President!” the waitress exclaims. “How rude! You’re starting to act like Mr. Clinton! ”As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers … “It’s pronounced ‘quiche’.”