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Top 5 Ways Rock Band Will Get You Laid

Top 5 Ways Rock Band Will Get You Laid

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5. Look like a rock god to people who don’t understand music
4. Rock out to romantic tunes
3. Have someone help you master those notes
2. Get down on your knees and bite a whammy bar
1. Invite over two or three friends and let the mood take you… all of you

Victor Caballero

Victor Caballero writes about Pasadena civic life, community events, music, energy and technology. Publishing since 2007.