Jun 20 2008
Viva Los Mexicanos
 

FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
MEXICAN FRIENDS: Are the reason you have food.
. . .
FRIENDS: Will say ‘hello.’
MEXICAN FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a kiss.
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FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
MEXICAN FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad.
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FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
MEXICAN FRIENDS: Cry with you.
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FRIENDS: Will eat at your dinner table and leave.
MEXICAN FRIENDS: Will spend hours there, talking, laughing and just being together and then take a plate to go.
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FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
MEXICAN FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.
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FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
MEXICAN FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.
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FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that’s what the crowd is doing.
MEXICAN FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds’ ass that left you.
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FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
MEXICAN FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, ‘Hey, I’m here!’
. . .
FRIENDS: Are for a while.
MEXICAN FRIENDS: Are for life.
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FRIENDS: Pretend it is OK when you are being a pest.
MEXICAN FRIENDS: Tell you, ‘Hay, como chingas !!!!
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FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
MEXICAN FRIENDS: Will forward this to their other Mexican friends!!

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